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It’s time for me to announce a heinous act that took place two months ago at the hand of my neurotic ex-boss, Mark N. This is my longest blog entry to date, an honest account with some zany twists (like the Spear Street story). So grab some bubble tea and strawberry shortcake and cuddle in front of your (hopefully) low emission monitor!
Clearly, Mark N. has always been desperate to launch an immediate retaliatory act each time that I file a valid complaint or a hearing against his business, iBigots (name changed to maximize my litigation!). This time, I filed a state discrimination complaint on March 16, and hardly three days later, the ex-boss played the one-upmanship game. He went to the US Secret Service under false pretenses, using fabricated data that were obsessively drafted to make me look like some hacker dude.
Specifically, he claims that I unabashedly hacked into the company’s servers— the very servers that I ordered, installed, and managed as an employee. He also claims that I sent over three hundred emails and spam to the staff and to some of the sweatshop’s customers. None of this is true, and it’s simply a personal attack upon my high-tech skills. In fact, to this day, I stay in touch with some of these customers, as I sympathize with their struggle to stay in business. Truly, no one cares nor takes Mark’s comical allegations seriously. And it’s unfortunate that the US Secret Service has to be bothered by lynch mobs and bigoted snakes who froth at the mouth and demand punishment to faggots who fight for workplace equality.
Anyway, back to the investigation, or how about the “Case of the Hacker Fairy.” I learned that I was being investigated when my HRC representative received an amateurish and poorly edited response from “iBigots” in regards to questions raised about their office practices and policies. I read the acrimonious paragraph about the USSS, and as I expected, the Secret Service was still at 345 Spear Street.
Now here comes the best part: 345 Spear is one of the four buildings leased by Gap Inc. on that street, and as a Gap contractor, I converted the floors of the 345 Spear building to a Cisco Gigabit network in 1999! Isn’t it funny how everything and everyone is connected!
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So I marched straight into 345 Spear asking to speak with the special agent assigned to this case. The people in the office were kind and polite, and another agent greeted me and mentioned that my agent was out but would return Monday. I told him that I would be happy to return then, so we set a time, and I left. That weekend, I was quite happy to report to friends and community pros that the USSS office and its workers were upbeat and inviting.
I couldn’t make it to the USSS office on Monday, and at about 5 P.M., I received a message from the special agent. He was very polite and asked me to return his phone call. I discovered several minutes later through my server logs that the way he most likely grabbed my phone number was by searching for my name using the Websearch engine, then clicking through the results to my business website, where I display my phone number.
I talked to him the next morning, and he mentioned that he just wanted to get my input since “there are always two sides to every story.” I couldn’t agree more! But rather than jump the gun and march valiantly back into their Spear St. office, I thought I’d do a little bit of personal networking.
I then called a few prominent legal figures in SF to get a little advice. They all told me exactly the same thing, word for word: “Do NOT talk to them, call the Public Defender!” So call them I did, and I acquainted myself with a fantastic deputy by the name of Ms. Sinha. She was so helpful and ambitious that she made me want to sign up for volunteer work at the defender’s office! She was bothered by the story of my evil ex-employer, and within minutes she phoned and faxed the US Secret Service, announcing that she now represents me and that I am asserting my Fifth and Sixth Amendment rights. For those of you who thought you should never defy the US Secret Service, think again! View the letter that Ms. Sinha faxed by simply Clicking Here. I have not heard from the US Secret Service since.
Mark N’s indulgence in brinkmanship has cost the City of San Francisco and the federal government thousands upon thousands of dollars. He fought me at every turn, wasting his company’s meager resources and burdening agencies like the EDD, the San Francisco Superior Court, the SFPD (great job killing our beloved civilians!), and now the US Secret Service. This all costs money— money that comes from the taxes that we Californians fork over year after year.
This disgraceful act of involving federal channels in an bout of retribution is not only pure evil, but also more importantly, highly CRIMINAL! Mr. Ex-Boss has hereby committed a prosecutable crime, and it is now my duty to pursue this via our new San Francisco District Attorney and all other institutions that may work with me. It’s obvious that the boss believes that he can deal any blow he chooses without accepting responsibility for his actions. Nothing could be further from the truth. He has revealed his rampant and uncontrolled hatred toward me, and I will fight relentlessly and fearlessly until that putrid bigot is sitting behind bars and I have won a large court settlement.
A very familiar feeling might be coming over many of you readers right now. Of course, this was the stuff of the dot-com bubble! Tearing each other apart, chasing away employees, fighting your ex-boss, destroying companies, engaging every government agency imaginable, you name it! This was the culture then, and it always went with the territory. San Francisco could easily have been renown as the “Restraining Order Capital of America.”
Another common blunder— one that was probably responsible for more dot-com belly flops than jelly bellies in a candy store— was the unchecked abuse of drugs among executives and managers. Mark N.’s physicians prescribe drug cocktails to counteract his multiple anxiety disorders, then he abuses this line-up of drugs to the dismay of those around him. His fiancée mentioned several times to me that she was at her wit’s end from ”all the drugs that he’s using.”
Any industry leader, dot-commer, or venture capitalist with half a wit who has followed the high-tech undoing of 2000/2001 knows that these human resource blunders were a big catalyst to that undoing. But to ignore the lessons learned and to repeat these same mistakes two years after the bubble is pure stupidity and infidelity.
It is almost comical to see exactly how far Mark N. is willing to use his own mental illness as a weapon. Had he been forthcoming about his issues from the beginning, we employees could have better prepared ourselves and understood his behavior. Unfortunately, since I was first lured into the company, then became aware of his serious problems through altercation, and then finally resigned in protest, the benefactor of his obsessive rage is now ME.
But none of this hard work of iBigots will go unrecognized. I will always report daily on the ongoing legal battles, and whenever iBigots engages in any evil or inhuman acts, this blog site will immediately reflect it for the thousands of my weekly visitors to read, which includes plenty of the current and former customers of iBigots.
So to sum it up in two words or less, WHOA NELLIE! San Francisco’s diverse population remains strong. All of the ex-boss’s lowly tactics are in vein. And rest assured, I will fight in the name of all of us Americans that have been oppressed for what we worship, what color we are, or who we love! Thanks for listening, thanks for posting your comments below, and most of all, thank you for believing in yourselves!
-Daniel Lee Culveyhouse
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Hi.. this is CREEPY
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by anonymous |
posted July 9th, 2005 around 10:58 PM
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There will always be evil people like this in the world, who have no idea what a HUMAN life is. This guy really sounds like a complete IDIOT, but I'm not surprised that the Secret Service fell for his foul accusations. What the hell, why does the SS get involved in shit like this anyway? Shouldn't it be the FBI? maybe it was just to fulfill a sick fantasy.
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Re: The United States Secret Service Investigates Daniel!
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by anonymous |
posted June 9th, 2004 around 10:05 PM
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I am a center owner as well, and I forked over enough money to these guys with very little results, except for maybe the first few months. i wish someone would come along and start a real association, I think owners would flock to it.
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i used to be a member of i*****
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by anonymous |
posted June 9th, 2004 around 09:59 PM
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Hello Daniel, wow, I used to be member of i*****, and not only did they do nothing to help my business, i feel robbed now that I know the dumbass things they do with the money. It sucks that their fighting you, and what can we do to help? I sent you a personal email.
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so long bigots
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by anonymous |
posted June 1st, 2004 around 08:18 PM
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I am so glad these assholes left the city. I also have a lot of leads for you if you need more legal help. I know plenty of folks at Lambda Legal group and they represent guys like you in big law$uit$. -boz
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Re: The United States Secret Service Investigates Daniel!
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by anonymous |
posted May 31st, 2004 around 04:42 PM
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that sucks man, i feel for ya. Did the secret service make you bleep out the names ? or did you do it yourself.
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Same problems here
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by anonymous |
posted May 31st, 2004 around 03:04 PM
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I am in San Francisco and I also had a big discrimination battle with Best Buy. I won but their lawyers did some very evil things, like outing me to my parents , friends, famly. I had to seek therapy & had thoughts of suicide. I won a huge lump sum from BB as a result, and what can I say? Now I'm out.
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Re: The United States Secret Service Investigates Daniel!
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by anonymous |
posted May 31st, 2004 around 12:01 PM
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I can't believe this crap. The repubs are ripping this country apart! Everyone do this country a favor and get out and vote this November, for everyones sake!
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Re: The United States Secret Service Investigates Daniel!
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by anonymous |
posted May 31st, 2004 around 10:52 AM
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I have one acronym for this. OMG !!! If this happened to me I would had a coronary by now. I am fortunate to work for a good company, partner benefits an d the like. I hope it all works out for you . Paz y Amor!
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