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Plew was ready to be whipped, and the crowd was ready too. I wondered what they expected, but regardless, we can't do just anything to titillate our crowd. Van lifted his right heel and planted it on the slave's chest. He uncoiled a flogging weapon (probably a scourge) and then lambasted the slave from side to side. Lightly and playfully, of course! After some of this minor punishment, he turned the slave around, his back now facing the crowd. He lambasted the slave's back with the scourge a bit more, and the slave's skin turned a pinkish red. Thus ended the punishment, and the crowd seemed enthralled, even though we were very tame with our fetish display.
Van then demonstrated his finesse with his 20 foot whip. The two photos below show Van in action. He was able to crack the whip, but had to be wary of the perimeter the crowd had created, since our fetish entourage did not carry any malpractice insurance! He decided not to punish the slave with the whip, as this is a very delicate procedure and may cause "discomfort."
 | | Cracking the whip |
 | | Casting the whip |
Van was now ready to release the alpha slave. Just as he began unfastening the latticework around Plew's appendages, Midori graced us with a visit, right out of the blue. Her obscure name, back story, and true identity are all a mystery to me, but we took plenty of photos, and maybe you can begin to build your own hypothesis around this brief encounter. Below are three photos of Midori with our entourage. For one of the poses, Van showed that he can execute a genuflection in high heels! This is a bonus talent.
All the while, we forgot that we still had our slave bound and blindfolded. Oops! We also realized at this time that Van had a "wardrobe malfunction." He split the strap on one of his shoes, forcing us to wrap his foot with black tape to fasten it to the broken high-heel shoe.
 | Genuflecting
for Midori |
 | | Midori and Van |
 | Midori Discusses
a Hot Topic |
We freed our slave, and we then marched onward, towards the sausage stations and the pedal-operated masturbation machines. I couldn't quite fathom the sight of these machines in action as we passed the booth where they were being demonstrated. I did not take pictures either, though some of you may have wanted to see some visuals of this new craze. I pretended that I never heard the megaphone announcements explaining how their machines operate, but look at me. Two weeks later, I'm blogging about it. O.K., next subject.
We pranced down Folsom, hit the end of the fair, and returned to the center where sausages, beer, and lemonade were being served. I somehow wound up with a polish sausage, and looking at what I was eating was giving me flashbacks of the pedal-operated masturbation machines. As I ate, I looked around to realize that we were in next to a large dance area, so we retracted our huge canopy and hung around for many photo opportunities.
In the first photo below, Van poses with Hamilton my canopy-mate, who kept the rickety canopy stable and in one piece! The second photo includes Van, Plew the slave, and me. The third one, Van announces our exit strategy out of the fair.
 | | Van and Hamilton |
 | | Daniel, Van, and Plew |
 | | Planning and Plotting |
We then attracted some fair-goers and evildoers, and we invited them all for pictures with Van. We somehow attracted a pair of Southern Comfort Twins, both of whom were easy on the eyes (first and second photos below). I couldn't find the Southern Comfort booth where they bought their drinks. Before I could ask them, they vanished into the alleys of fetish and foolishness. Another mystery, for after two hours of roaming, we never did see a Southern Comfort booth. They must have smuggled those drinks into the fair!
 | | Southern Comfort Twins |
 | | Van Flanked by Twins |
Then, things got a little holy when we realized that standing to our left was a knight in full chain mail. I didn't catch her name, so herewith I dub her... Sir Dyke-celot! Then with Van wielding his dreamcatcher once again, they started looking like a band of medieval crusaders. So, I snapped a photo, and to my astonishment, I captured a sunburst along with the Holy Crusade. But Sir Dyke-celot had vanished into thin air by the time I pressed my damned shutter. There were other men who seemed to form the crusade, and here's one that I managed to capture (far right).
 | | Sir Dyke-celot |
 | | A Holy Crusade |
 | | Unidentified Crusader |
After about one hour, we had enough of this area, and we assembled the canopy once again to make a most memorable exit away from Ninth Street. As we prepared, we grabbed one last bystander in an outlandish costume for one last photo opportunity. She didn't give her name, so we'll just refer to her as the Geisha Unit. Inspect her wares in the first two photos below. We then tossed Geisha Unit aside and down towards Ninth Street we descended, towards the portable toilets, where Van got a little dirty (last photo).
 | | Geisha Unit in Pose |
 | Geisha Unit Tasting
Van's Staff |
 | | Van Hearts Potties |
 | Disassembly
and Resolution |
Thus ends our story of Folsom Street Fair 2005. I was originally going to split the story in three, but I censored quite a bit, leaving two parts to offer to my readers. There will be plenty more events like this that will demand a story, and I'll be there to tell it. Something that you'll most certainly want to read about next year on this website: BURNING MAN 2006 !!!
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Hey that's me!
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by Midori |
posted November 11th, 2005 around 06:11 AM
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A friend of mine sent me the link. That was a fun day!
so I'm a mystery? heh cool.
:)
Midori
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by lokei81 |
posted October 13th, 2005 around 11:35 PM
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 Okie...I'm definitely going to have to see it for myself next year.
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by WehoRoy |
posted October 13th, 2005 around 11:34 PM
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 damn! I am sooooo mad that I missed it!!!! I had to work! boo!
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by dragonfly0118 |
posted October 13th, 2005 around 11:34 PM
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 looks like the event was hella fun.....maybe i should check it out in the future
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by boomheadshot |
posted October 13th, 2005 around 11:33 PM
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 I like your site! Random props! Hit me back nugget! :D
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by gyjcwang |
posted October 13th, 2005 around 11:33 PM
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 Burning man!!!
I have always wanted to go to one!
but I can't find anyone to go with me...
is it safe to go alone on these things?
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by FireAndIce1975 |
posted October 13th, 2005 around 11:33 PM
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 Wow... thanks for putting up the pictures and for the recap. 
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by breez99 |
posted October 13th, 2005 around 11:32 PM
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 I will have to check it out next year!
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by rebirthX2 |
posted October 13th, 2005 around 11:32 PM
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 looks like a lot of good wholesome fun 
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by thafuzz |
posted October 13th, 2005 around 11:32 PM
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 OMG! That looks like it would be totally fun! Your profile pic is fucking hott too!!!
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by ToyPetFishes |
posted October 13th, 2005 around 11:32 PM
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 Brilliant! Next year, you're going to have a train of xanga fans trailing after you guys. 
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by Had2bRafi |
posted October 13th, 2005 around 11:31 PM
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 Looks like fun...I'm going next year.
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by snowjunky8 |
posted October 13th, 2005 around 11:31 PM
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 Van looks amazing! I've been to Folsom Street before but I think he's costume is one of the most creative I've see and he can pull it off..
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by chillaxin051 |
posted October 13th, 2005 around 11:31 PM
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 thanks for the comment sexy! Nice bod up there ... I will be making a trip there in about 2 months actually ...
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by Jonas77 |
posted October 13th, 2005 around 11:30 PM
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 darn i missed out on this. i usually try to go to all the different "cultural" events in the city. this seems a bit too kinky for me but nevertheless still looked fun.
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by Jonas77 |
posted October 13th, 2005 around 11:30 PM
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oops i was supposed to comment back with my other account superjonas77 oh well
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by enrique061589 |
posted October 13th, 2005 around 11:29 PM
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hi my name is enrique and i want to subscribe to ur site
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by LovingLust01 |
posted October 13th, 2005 around 11:29 PM
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 hey hey
randoom eprops..!
love tha site > check my site out
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by ShootDigital |
posted October 13th, 2005 around 11:28 PM
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 Thanks for reminding me that I missed Folsom and Fleet week...maybe I do miss San Francisco a little. Great shots BTW. Hey - did the Blue Angels fly?
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by kguo7 |
posted October 13th, 2005 around 11:27 PM
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 No, I go to Xavier High School.
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by AZcowboy |
posted October 13th, 2005 around 11:26 PM
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 Interesting fair....you all look great but I have to say I like Sir dyle celot.....LOL
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by SoyChico |
posted October 13th, 2005 around 11:26 PM
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 hey thank you my friend
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by xcitest |
posted October 13th, 2005 around 11:25 PM
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 I admire your boldness and Van's ability to walk in that stilettos!
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very yummy
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by chillaxin |
posted October 13th, 2005 around 11:22 PM
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by toypetfishes |
posted October 10th, 2005 around 05:30 PM
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by thafuzz |
posted October 10th, 2005 around 05:30 PM
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OMG! That looks like it would be totally fun!
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